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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:10
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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